Real estate funding

The funding they swear doesn't exist.

Double closes, earnest money, and transactional capital for real estate investors. Bring us the deal — we'll take a look and tell you if we can help you close it.

Bigfoot in a suit holding a bag of money
Four ways
To fund a close
Nationwide
Deals welcome
Investors
Our whole focus
In writing
Every term
What we fund

Four ways to get to the closing table.

You bring the deal. If it's a fit, we bring the capital that helps it close — structured around your exit, in plain English.

Back-to-back closing

Double close funding

We can fund both sides of a back-to-back transaction so you can buy and resell the same property back-to-back — without tying up your own capital.

Best for wholesalers & A-B / B-C closes
Lock the deal

Earnest money (EMD)

Need a good-faith deposit to get under contract? We can put up the earnest money so you can secure the property while you line up your exit.

Best for getting & holding contracts
Bridge to close

Transactional & gap funding

Short-term capital that covers the gap between buying and your payday — sized to the deal and built around a clear, funded exit.

Best for quick flips & assignment gaps
Don't fit a box?

Lender matchmaking

When a deal needs something we don't do in-house, we can connect you with a partner from our funding network so the close still has a path forward.

Best for bigger or unusual deals
The process

From deal to closing table.

No maze, no runaround. Here's how it goes when you bring us a deal.

Submit your deal

Tell us the property, the numbers, and the date you'd like to close.

We take a look

We review the deal and, if it's a fit, show you how we'd fund it.

Funds to the closing agent

If we move forward, capital is wired to your closing agent for the close.

You close

Keep your spread, keep your momentum, on to the next one.

Serious money, in on the joke

The mascot's having fun. The funding isn't a gamble.

Behind the sunglasses is a real funding process: clear terms and straight answers. Bring us a solid deal and a real close date, and we'll let you know whether it's something we can fund — and if so, exactly how. No promises until we've seen it, and everything we agree to is in writing.

Submit a deal

Got a deal to close? Let's see it.

Give us the basics on your deal and we'll take it from there.

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Tell us the deal, not your life story

Property, numbers, close date. That's enough for us to take a look.

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Give us the real timeline

Tell us when you'd like to close and we'll work with what's in front of us.

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Straight terms

If we can fund it, you'll get the structure and cost in writing. No games.

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Prefer to talk first?

Email bigfoothasbigbucks@gmail.com or call 667-SQUATCH.

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